robinturner | Are You My Best Friend?

Having taken fauxpas' Are you my best friend? survey and failed through a lack of knowledge of American English and '80s culture, I couldn't resist designing one of my own. However, as readers of this journal know, I never do real surveys, partly because lots of people find them irritating, but mainly because I can't be bothered. So if by some weird chance you actually want to do this one, you'll have to paste it into an email or something.

Are you my best friend?
1. LaTeX is ...
(a) a typesetting language.
(b) a typesetting error.
(c) an interesting perversion.

2. Hapkido is ...
(a) an island off the coast of Japan.
(b) raw fish.
(c) kickass.
(d) painful.

3. Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is sexy because ...
(a) he has a cute British accent.
(b) he has an impressive knowledge of the Black Arts.
(c) he reminds me of Robin.
(d) he looks like me.
(e) Sexy? Barf out!

4. Someone who types a lot of semi-colons is ...
(a) literate.
(b) a snob.
(c) a bad typist.
(d) writing Perl.

5. My favourite screen diva is ...
(a) Juliette Binoche.
(b) Michelle Yeoh.
(c) Marilyn Monroe.
(d) Marilyn Manson.

6. I write HTML with ...
(a) Frontpage Express.
(b) CoffeCup.
(c) Bluefish.
(d) vi.
(e) a ballpoint pen.

7. emacs is ...
(a) an amazing integrated development environment.
(b) something for which life is too short.
(c) a misprint for "i-Macs".

8. My favourite philosopher is ...
(a) Epicurus.
(b) Zeno of Citium.
(c) Ayn Rand.
(d) The Maharishi Rama Lama Dingdong.

9. If someone says "I am so not believing this!", I ...
(a) say "You better, dude."
(b) correct their grammar.

10. Online surveys are ...
(a) a great way to find out about who you really are.
(b) a puerile waste of time and bandwith.
(c) a puerile waste of time and bandwith, but I can't stop doing them.