I should have been a priest

[robinturner]

Apart from the fact that I have a nostalgic attachment to Anglicanism and the clergy is a good way to be paid for shooting your mouth off, one reason I'd like to be a priest is that they get all these really great words like

• theodicy
• epiphany
• transubstantiation
• ecumenical
• eschatology

and so forth.

Comments

[solri.livejournal.com]

It's a very honest cult. Most cults say they are about love, world peace, developing the human potential, liberation from materialism etc., when in reality their main purpose is to feed the egos of their members by making them feel special, and feed the ego of the cult leader by praising him/her to the skies. The Cult of Solri Invictus is much more up front - it's basic tenets are:

1. You should feel that you are a very special person because you are a member of the Cult of Solri Invictus.
2. You should support Solri's ego by praising him regularly in the pages of LiveJournal.

[ex-myst341.livejournal.com]

1. Oh, I feel more special already! ;Þ

2. All Hail solri! Our great Lord of Livejournal. Master of Linguistics, Genius Philosopher. ::bowing::

Heh heh. Good enough? :)

[solri.livejournal.com]

Consider yourself initiated.

[ex-myst341.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! ::doing a sexy bellydance::

Hee hee.

Um. Do I get a tattoo on my forehead or something?