Trick or treat

[robinturner]

I spent Halloween with my hapkido teacher getting drunk on something nice with a label in Cyrillic. We were supposed to be doing hapkido, but there was a volleyball match. Long after the bona fide trick or treat party had gone to bed, we were visited by kids from the local hich school, so we gave them beer (the Cyrillic stuff was too good to waste, and might have been dangerous for them).

ME: Duuuh, what's this?
GIRL: Trick or treat!
ME: Hang on - trick-or-treaters are usually, er, this big [waves arm four feet off the floor], and don't wear fishnet stockings.