Eureka!

[robinturner]

I've just worked out why I keep feeling like a teenager.

The last twenty years of my "life" have in fact been a hallucination, and I am really nineteen. This is a revelation like Neo finding out that he's been living his whole life in the Matrix; suddenly all those little glitches make sense. Here's the evidence that I never made twenty.....

1. My aforementioned idolisation of movie stars.
   
2. Yesterday I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and actually enjoyed it.
   
3. I really identified with the characters in Wayne's World.
   
4. I still can't keep my room tidy.
   
5. I believe in an organic wholefood diet in theory, and prefer hamburgers or kebabs in practice.
   
6. I watch MTV (or maybe that isn't a teen thing any more?)
   
7. No matter how hard I try, I can't resist picking spots.