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[robinturner]

Pastor John Hagee has declared that the Antichrist will be gay and at least partially Jewish. This presents us with an eschatological problem. Aren't the Jews supposed to be converted in the Last Days? And if this happens, won't the Antichrist be converted? Or, if he's only partially Jewish, partially converted—at least enough to give him second thoughts. That could really rain on the parade.

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[oblomova.livejournal.com]

What about the Antichrist being partially gay?

[blorky.livejournal.com]

Much as I expected. The end times will be fabulous.

[solri.livejournal.com]

Probably a bit like the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[solri.livejournal.com]

Would that make him bi, or a straight guy who just gets a little campy at times? Or maybe has a gay avatar in Second Life?

Besides, I always thought that you couldn't be partially Jewish. If your mother's a Jew, you're a Jew; if not, you're a Goy. No half measures.

[sjcarpediem.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no halfies in Judaism.

And every Jew knows that Moshiach doesn't need an antichrist, he just needs people to be nice to each other and 'create on Earth a place for him' to live happily with his creations.

[trochee.livejournal.com]

perhaps he'll be a 'wrong-half' Jew, like me. Hey, maybe I'm the antichrist. or wait, I'm not gay enough.

dang, there goes my career planning.

[solri.livejournal.com]

Work on it! Some Christian groups claim to be able to turn gays straight, so I'm sure Satan can make you gay.