Fire in the Hold

[robinturner]

Looking quickly through my spam folder for false positives, I noticed the following message subject: "Put fire in your bedroom just one time!" I would have thought so—setting fire to your bedroom is not the kind of thing you could do on a regular basis.

Comments

[miss-next.livejournal.com]

Spam, don't you just love it? I got one the other day with the subject line "Your gay partner will love this." I didn't check the contents, but it was a pretty reasonable guess that it was a new angle on male so-called enhancement.

For some reason, when they just get my gender wrong it makes me steam at the ears. When they get my gender and my orientation wrong, I think it's hilarious. :-D

[word-herder.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the insurance company would have questions after the second time...