Cum Hither

I commented earlier on Webster's amusing adult-check page, which came up when I typed in "cock". However, when I entered "cum", no such page appeared, and the only definiton I got was "The thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract." What it didn't have was the Latin-derived sense I was looking for, as in "She graduated  magna cum laude," or "He acted as barman-cum-bouncer."

Bzzzzz!

It's three in the morning and I'm on a caffeine high. This is because for a while we were too broke to buy coffee. Today I consumed a couple of pots of Turkish tea (which is strong) and a couple of cups of Turkish coffee (which is really strong), then my wife came home in the evening with a big packet of instant coffee, so I've been drinking that since ten o'clock. Bzzzzzzz.