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E-mail servers in .edu domains have been groaning under the weight of a new worm know as MyGrant. Like the recent MyDoom and classics like the Love Letter worm, it spreads as a result of unsuspecting computer users opening an e-mail attachment. This is a particularly common problem in academia, where many professors have only just learned how to open e-mail attachments, and react cantankerously to requests from system administrators that they avoid doing so.

Mails typically have subject headers like:

RESEARCH GRANT
CALL FOR PAPERS
TENURE TRACK POST
E.U. FUNDING AVAILABLE
HOT GRAD ASSISTANTS!!!!!

When the attachment is opened, it copies itself to the C: drive, then scans the contents of the "My Documents" directory, reading MS Word documents and deleting all citations. It will then e-mail them to a number of academic journals. It will also install a trojan on the infected computer which will launch a Denial of Service attack on the Modern Languages Association website on April 1st.

Date: 2004-02-02 07:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ironed_orchid
Thanks for the warning. I'll forward it to my department's staff.

Date: 2004-02-03 05:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ironed_orchid
and now I'll sit in the corner feeling like an idiot :)

Date: 2004-02-02 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sjcarpediem.livejournal.com
One of my five profs this semester doesn't post her e-mail at all. We have to buy PDAs to to paperless testing and she doesn't even know how to use e-mail. Frankly, if I have to dial a number and cope w/somebody else's malformed and premature uhhh-ing and mmm-ing while they figure out what the hell they want to say, I'll just opt not to communicate. The older I get, the more entrenched I become on this. Phones are fine for confirming plans or coordinating a rendezvous, but they are otherwise an insufficient communication device. I haven't known anyone in the last two years w/whom I actually enjoyed extended phone conversations. The written word says just as much to me as the voiced word; but when its written I have a record... In today's age of beaurocracy, I need records. But, then, again, I'm not a very good conversationalist. The more I learn about ppl, the less I have to say to them.

Anyway. Its a marr on the institution of academia that these ppl are so inept at using the tools of their trade. The Internet is all about disseminating information, about educating. O, the hypocrisy. Not like its thermal dynamics, or even simple arithmetic....

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Date: 2004-02-03 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] solri.livejournal.com
"w/whom" - what a wonderful combination of netspeak and grammatical correctness!

I agree on the telephone issue, and the annoying incompetence of some academics. I work in a unit which mainly teaches English and academic skills to first-year students, and there's all this stuff about how we need to challenge students, expand their horizons etc., but a lot of the teachers have a strong resistance to having their own horizons expanded. I can understand some people's not liking computers (after all, I don't like cars) but this attitude of "Oh, it's too difficult and complicated, I can't be bothered to learn it" is unbecoming. If your students can learn to do MLA citations, you can learn to use a spreadsheet.

Date: 2004-02-03 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sjcarpediem.livejournal.com
Precisely.

Date: 2004-02-02 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wabi.livejournal.com
Ha! That was really funny...I'm tempted to send it out to everyone in my department...but I'm sure most of our faculty (at least, anyone who doesn't do corpus linguistics or CALL) would believe it.

Yeah, figures....

Date: 2004-02-03 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ankh156.livejournal.com
I guess it's the pedagogic equivalent of 'Do you want a big dick ?'

"Come 'round to my place honey, I'll show ya the SIZE of my research bursary - if ya think y' can handle it !"

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