robinturner | Friends purge! Friends purge! This is not a drill!

With the exception of three people I knew before LJ, I am deleting everyone on my friends list. I'm not indulging in LJ-drama histrionics; there are two simple reasons for this:

1. My frends list has got so long I can't read everyone's journals.
2. There has been a lot of silliness concerning some people on the list that I don't want to be involved with. I don't like to delete specific individuals, as it's a kind of slap in the face (but if those individuals have the gall to ask to be re-added to my friends list, they're going to get a serious hapkido open-palm neck-breaking slap!).

So, if you would like to be added to my new friends list, please mail me or respond to this post. It's not an attempt to create an LJ elite - all you have to do is write stuff that isn't totally boring and, more importantly, not harass my friends. If you're a nice person who writes interesting posts, I'll probably get round to adding you anyway, but I'd rather you saved me the trouble by responding directly.