Drunken song

[robinturner]

Whisky and girls,
Whisky and girls,
I've spent all my money
On whisky and girls.

The whisky was fine,
The whisky was fine,
The girls were just wantin'
To trouble my mind.

So I read Jeremy Bentham,
I read J.S. Mill,
And try to work out what
It is what I will.

And what did I see?
And what did I see?
It all comes down to reason
And economy.

Rational actor,
Rational actor,
If I was one of those,
I'd be a velociraptor.