Guess I'm pretty safe
Monday, March 24th, 2003 12:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robinturnerI've just taken three "rate your risk" surveys and found that I have a minimal chance of being burgled (or "burglarized", as they put it), murdered, raped, mugged or beaten up. Surprisingly, though, there isn't a question along the lines of "have you recently been threatened with death or violence?" That might have swung the score a little.
Other than that, I'm pretty safe, unless the Iraqis or the Americans drop a bomb on me, of course. The Iraqis have so far not implemented their threatened attack on Turkey, largely because they have more important things to worry about than needlessly antagonising the possessors of the worlds fourth (?) largest army. The Americans did manage to drop a bomb on a Turkish village today (fortunately with no casualties) but that was an accident, like that unfortunate business with the Tornado.
Other than that, I'm pretty safe, unless the Iraqis or the Americans drop a bomb on me, of course. The Iraqis have so far not implemented their threatened attack on Turkey, largely because they have more important things to worry about than needlessly antagonising the possessors of the worlds fourth (?) largest army. The Americans did manage to drop a bomb on a Turkish village today (fortunately with no casualties) but that was an accident, like that unfortunate business with the Tornado.
