Am I pregnant?

[robinturner]

All today I've been getting this craving for pickled peppers. These are very small but very lethal peppers, a bit like jalapeno peppers, but if anything even more macho - these are Kurdish "this'll put hairs on the back of your hands" peppers. Of course I've indulged, which means I have a burning bottom. But I can't stop! Old hippies here will remember Arthur Brown: "I give you fire!"