robinturner | I CAN HAS GRE

well u all know uncle solri is a) wierd and (b a sadist. i dont mean hes into lether and wihps and shit (tho he prolly is) but he likes 2 make ppl suffer esp ME. this time he made me do qs from the gre. like i cant even get thru sopomore & he wants me 2 do some stupid exam 4 gradschool!!!1111

yeah anyway he sed i can use his car if i write some esays - like his 1986 vw is st i wd want to drive!!! well wahtever these are some more qs he got off teh interweb & my answers.

"In the age of television, reading books is not as important as it once was. People can learn as much by watching television as they can by reading books."

ok tv is prety kewl, like u cn learn a lot of shit from wathcing teh sopranoes & disparate housewives but get reel - u cant learn stuff 4 a colege degree from tv, u need teh internet 4 that. like this semester i had 3 esays & i cd get them all from wikipedia. 3of them got As but 1 prof gave me an F cuz she sed it wz plagairised. wtf???!! i got it frm wkipedia so its gotta be ok!!!1 i think teh problem is that profs dont watch tv and dont use teh internet. like if more profs watched tv then we woldnt need 2 use wkipedia so much cuz courses wd be about things liek lost & heros.

"The intellectual benefits of attending a university or college are vastly overrated: most people could learn more by studying and reading on their own for four years than by pursuing a university or college degree."

like DUUHH! u want 2 spend 4 yrs raeding books???????!!! colege is da bomb cuz u can go 2 clases 2 meet boiz then u get yr grilfrenz 2 help u wt yr esays. & who r these lame ppl who read books??? helooooooo we have teh internet now. see prveiuos anwser.

"Because learning is not a solitary activity but one that requires collaboration among people, students of all ages will benefit academically if they work frequently in groups."

Tihs is todally treu. my engcomp TA wz a reel beotch & she sed 2 rite an esay about some pome called teh faery queen. so i thouhgt ok this sux0rz but waht teh hell i mean gay ppl are ok, like i watch queer eye & those guys kick ass. so me & my grlfrenz sed lets do a grp project & teh profbitch sed ok so woohoo mebbe shes not so bad. anyway we went 2 a gay bar & it wz full of these todally hawt boiz like i mean WHAT A WASTE & 1 of them sed ok im a fairy & hes a queen but what u want is spenser. and im like whos this spenser guy?? & he sed go 2 teh libary. so we goes 2 teh libary & aks 4 spenser books & aksherly theyr not bad their about this private detective called spenser & anayway we worte an esay 2gethr & teh prof sed ok i ment a diffrnt spenser but waht the hell at least u red some books ill give u an A. w00t!