Resident Evil: Afterglow

I went to see the latest Resident Evil film yesterday because I was in a bad mood and thought a bit of carnage would take me out of it. I was right: the film is by no means perfect, but it left me with a warm fuzzy glow. To make it simple, here's Resident Evil: Afterlife in bullet points.

Good Points

• It's in 3D.
• It has lots of cheesy 3D effects so you don't forget it's in 3D. I know for many this would be a bad point, but I'm still at the stage where I enjoy cheesy 3D effects like bullets flying out of the screen. I'll probably change my mind eventually.
• Lots of visual puns and references to other films (e.g. The Matrix).
• Zombies.
• Those zombie dogs from the first film. Gotta love'em.
• Milla Jovovitch kicking ass.

Not-so-good Points

• Like a Beethoven symphony, they just couldn't manage to let the film stop. I lost track of how many endings it has.
• Milla Jovovitch gets into a shower and doesn't take her clothes off.
• It could have had more zombie dogs.