Things I've recently said in class

"No, I think that is when you have male chromosomes and female genitals or vice versa. What I asked about was intertextuality."

 

"I think the main reason I'm not having a midlife crisis is because I still haven't got as far as adolescence yet."

Famous Vaguely Germanic People

I think there should be a long German word for the feeling you get when you think of a famous German, then remember that they were, in fact, Austrian.