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Goddammit, either I accidentally closed Firefox or it closed itself, removing my long entry. So you'll never get to find out about my experience with paint thinner and my weird dream about rodneyorpheus.

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I think I've done this before, but what the hell, I'll do it again.

Fictitious quiz results for Solri.

What cocktail are you?

You are a Between the Sheets. You promise sexual bliss, while rendering yourself incapable of providing it.

Which Harry Potter character are you?

You don't know, because you resolutely resisted reading any Harry Potter books.

Which LOTR character are you?

You are Farmer Maggott, because nobody's going to steal your shrooms!

Which BtVS character are you?

You are Giles, because you believe, against all the odds, that middle-aged bookworms have a chance of getting laid.

Which fantasy writer are you?

You are Sheri S. Tepper, because you believe passionately in birth control. Sometimes retroactively.

What organic molecule are you?

You are polytetrafluorethylene, because nothing sticks to you.

Which zombie film are you?

You are 28 Days Later because you find angry people a lot more scary than flesh-eating corpses.

What Italian dish are you?

You are insalata mista, because you think a dish thrown together from random unprepared ingredients can still be tasty.

What Chinese dish are you?

You are ch'ao tsai, because your reaction to any problem is to chop things up and throw them together.

Which programming language are you?

You are Perl, because are are persnickety about punctuation but have a happy-go-lucky attitude towards most other things.

Which retro computer are you?

You are a Sinclair ZX81 because you have a short memory and it's hard to enter data into you.