Three Reasons Why Darwin Was Wrong

1. Reproductive Behaviour of Mites

Atheists would have us believe that species evolve through "survival of the fittest", with individuals who are better adapted to their environment standing a better chance of mating and producing offspring. When you look at the behaviour of animals such as chimpanzees (the evolutionists' favourite species) you might be tricked into believing that. But consider the reproduction of Acarophenax tribolii, a species of mite. When a lady mite gets pregnant, she has fifteen little baby mites growing inside her, eating her body. Unlike feminazi pro-abortionists, she carries them to term, dying in the process. The result is one baby boy mite, and fourteen little girl mites. Just before birth, the male child mates with all fourteen of his sisters, then dies. Such a beautifully complex process could not possibly be the result of so-called natural selection; it speaks eloquently of Intelligent Design. OK, it would have to be a pretty sick intelligence, but it still lets us say "Nyeh nyeh" to Darwin!

2. George Bush

Another one in the eye for natural selection is George Bush. Evolution, we are told, proceeds through random mutations which once in a few million cases produce an animal better able to survive and reproduce. How then, do evolutionists explain the extraordinary resemblance of George Bush to a chimpanzee? It's no good saying that the famous "missing link" has now been found, since the timeline is totally out of whack! The chances of random mutations happening in such a way as to retrace their steps must be a squillion to one. The only reasonable explanation for the Bush anomaly is that God simply made him that way. Probably to punish someone.

3. Vampires

Evolutionists and other anti-religious types are notoriously fond of shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer which promote belief in the occult, which is just another name for godless science. But boy, have we got a question for them! Vampires, as everyone knows, create more vampires by biting humans, then forcing the victim to drink the vampire's blood. So how did the first vampire get there, huh? How did a non-vampire evolve into a vampire? Punctured equilibrium?