Top twenty searches

While looking for a solution to a DVD problem, I found the following list of "top twenty Internet searches":

Casino
Web hosting
Betting
Poker
Insurance
Security
Incorporate
Electronics
Domains
Refinance
Home Business
Credit Card
Weight Loss
Gambling
Viagra
Ecommerce
Email
Gold
Refinance
Diet
Mortgage
Gas Masks
Sony
Gifts
Free Money
Investing
Domains
Money
Shopping

This has to be a lie. Given that something like 30% of bandwidth worldwide is taken up by porn, one would have to expect among the top twenty searches words like "hard", "babe", "oral", "group" and suchlike.

Anyway, here are my latest keyed-in queries:

DVD troubleshooting picture Pioneer (and variations on this theme)
Epicurus
Stoicism "Marcus Aurelius" Epictetus
Wittgenstein
Kosovo Prizren costume folklore
CSS IMG wrap
S&M hamsters rubber

(OK, I made up the last one)

Tell me what you search for, and I'll tell you who you are.